Funny for money. Plus sized model. Professional tit. Some words of wisdom and some words of shame from Martin Evans.
I DO NOT HAVE CANCER. Please, this isn't a panic. Nor is it about me. This is not what this post is about. It is however about stopping for a moment to consider the implications that not taking the right care of your body could mean. By care, I mean considered and informed understanding of … Continue reading Gentlemen. Being fingered in the arse could save you!
Sometimes you need to do without in order to appreciate. I sold my laptop six months ago. It wasn't capable of doing the video editing I wanted to do and I got rid of it. I figured I still had a tablet. How hard could it be? Well, hard is the answer. Unless your sole … Continue reading New tools for an old one.
Back in the car this time, driving through to Seapoint, I pass the majestic Camps Bay and explain why they can all get fucked.
Still no joy. Still no effing joy at getting this thing to submit and verify with iTunes. Do I give up? No. Do I have to fork out money? Yes. Recorded in my car on my way to my buddy Gareth Allison's house for his internet wisdom and skills. Sadly it's still not resolved. Anyway. … Continue reading Rants with Pants Episode 5
Feeling like shit today. So I just recorded this from the flat. The banging in my head is made worse by the building site across from me and their flamboyant use of loud tools. This is a shout out to MyCiti bus services. You suck. So so much. Thank you for the feedback so far … Continue reading Rants with Pants Episode 4
I went for a little wander down to the shops and pretty much just spoke to myself like a madman. Anyway. Here is episode three. Essentially me just moaning about Uber eats and home security. I tried posting this from my phone and tablet earlier. Didn't work. In the process of getting home, I ended … Continue reading Rants with Pants Episode 3
“Rants with Pants” Episode two. Involves me bashing my shin on a box and calling it quits on the podcast. For today at least.
Folks. Due to a mix of boredom and a need to do something, I have started up a little podcast. It will feature a mix of zero-guests. Why? Too much hassle. Also, I can record my own little rants. Maybe it will be useful for some comedy material. Maybe it will be useful as a … Continue reading I’ve started a new podcast. “Rants with Pants”
This has been a bleak year for many people. It certainly has been one of change for me. I have to say however that my changes have mostly been from a positive space. Ive been giving my future prospects some attention recently and there has been some fantastic response there. 2016 couldn't be looking any … Continue reading Lunch time #Epicburger #meatfreemovember @frysfamily #Frysfamily
If my body was a car, I would probably fail the roadworthy. I think the need to make changes is something that you often are just a part of. Make changes or feel ill all the time. I say this like I have some sort of idea of what being fit really is. Frankly if … Continue reading A few lifestyle changes may be required.
I have been working hard all day. I wasn't really in the mood to spend too much time in the Kitchen. But I managed to throw this together in about 35mins. It's pretty simple. Take one box of the Fry's Meat Free Mince. Add a chopped onion, some green pepper, some garlic, half a teaspoon … Continue reading Giving the #MeatFreeMovember tacos with quacamole a try.
Snacks. Nothing too heavy. I am the kind of guy who does impulse buy. Sneaky eating is no joke. I have been very aware of my state of temptation. But I have done well. I no longer linger in the queue by the cashier. Nope. I move on by. No more sweets. I have been … Continue reading Day two of a #MeatfreeMovember with a vegan twister wrap.
I was once a vegetarian. It didn’t last too long. It was more a flirtation with it in College. I went along to a few Hare Krishna meetings at the University and frankly I enjoyed the free lunch. I was twenty and I enjoyed embracing my hippie side as well as food that cost nothing. … Continue reading Im going to try #MeatfreeMovember along with @frysFamily
Ah comedy. She has always been my first love. Funny isn’t about jokes in my world. Sure, they play a part in it but to me, real humour exists in stories, life and truth. When you tell someone you are in the comedy business it can elicit a bunch of responses from people. To be honest, most … Continue reading Are you a Comedian? Then tell us a joke.
Folks are always going on about “going green” and saving the environment. I have always suggested that we need to “stop the nonsense” when it comes to polluting our lovely planet. I live in Cape Town. Some folks are quite negative about his place. I call it jealousy. You can call it what you want. … Continue reading I bought one of those fold up bikes. Why? Because people cannot be trusted.
Clickbait. Or is it? I just turned 40. 40 years of doing what I can consider my own thing. How many of those years have been wasted I wonder? I would hate to be one of those people that has an existential crisis just due to an age, but I think at the end of … Continue reading Fat unmotivated man turns 40 and you won’t believe what he does next.
Some comics just get it right. Jim has been doing just that for years now. I first got the chance to gig with him back in the UK in 2006 and loved his work. I prefer my comics to say it as it is. Jim does just that. Jim shot to prominence over a bloody … Continue reading Jim Jefferies Live in South Africa.
You know what gets on my nerves? Talent shows. Not the kind of talent shows where we find the next dog that can bark the word “strawberries” in a French accent, whilst wearing a tutu. No. I mean those pompous “lets find the next pop star” kind of shows. You know the type. The formula … Continue reading You know what gets on my nerves? #Stopthenonsense
Seriously though. The cycle lanes just don't work in Cape Town. Since there is no parking in the first place, all the cars and delivery vehicles just double park on the lines, forcing the cyclists to have to ride into middle of the road anyway....If anything, the cycle paths have made matters almost worse. On Adderley … Continue reading The cycle lanes in Cape Town are a joke.
I shot a commercial recently for Jack Links Beef Jerky out in the states. I got to work with some esteemed folks. Not excluding the most petrifying Sasquatch ever. Im not kidding however, those were real stunts. I was shot across a car park with some fancy contraption. Awesome fun.
