In a world full of copies, imitation and rubbish.  One person stands out in my opinion as the mother of honesty.

There is something about Dolly Parton that just does it for me.  By that….im not referring to her sexuality, which she oozes for a grandmother.
Dont get me wrong, Im not keen in a bit of GILF action anytime soon.  But there is something totally kind and caring about her personality.

So what that she has big boobs.  Its her voice and her musical skills that have me.
Im not a country and western fan in the slightest.  But two of her songs that spring to mind that have been covered by dozens of performers never come close to the honesty and heartfelt emotion that she conveys.  I challenge you to listen to “Jolene” and not wonder what this woman must have been like.  If Dolly was struggling to keep her man from her, and she was…..Jolene must have been quite a cracker.

What i cannot stand…In fact makes me want to be a little sick in my mouth….is the Whitney Crack-Head Houston version of  “I will always love you”.  Perhaps its due to the fact that Kevin “please stab my face” Costner is in it.  Or equally due to the fact that the film is little more than microwaved baby shit.

But the empathy and passion this woman has moves me.  How many entrants on “Idols” have done a version of “I will always love you” and made a complete mess of it…too many is the answer.  Dolly deserves to be canonised.  In a special way.

If  I could relive my scooter crash experience over.  I would like to have Dolly Parton at my side singing me sweet songs to calm me and take me to a happy place.  Like audible morphine.  That and she can act too.

I would like her to sing me lullabies should i lie dying
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