Some people find Shakira hot.  To me she just looks sweaty.

Im not saying she is trashy.  But she does look she has had her fair share of “vuvuzela’s” up to her lips before.

I heard a vicious rumour the other day that she earned an extra 200k for exposing a breast whilst doing a traditional zulu dance for Sepp Blatter.  I think this is a terrible rumour.  What he did with the vuvuzela afterwards cannot be spoken of.  Its that bad.  Allegedly.

Telling lies is a terrible thing.

Published by Hellpants

Stand up Comedian, Occasional Actor, Radio Presenter and Podcaster, Irregular Writer, Dreamer, farter, moaner, lover, plus size model.

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