Schalk Bezuidenhout is a funny funny man. We were bored and decided to make a piss-poor parody of the whole #SuzelleDIY youtube phenomena. It's had a few hits and frankly we are capable of a lot higher quality than this. But hey. It took a couple of hours and I got sunburned and drank brandy. … Continue reading Jumping on the #SuzelleDIY bandwagon.
I wrote about this years ago.Blackface. Jesus wept. 2014 and this is still the level of emotional and mental understanding that the average South African continues to have.Just recently, a couple of Pretoria Students decided to attend a 21st birthday in Blackface. Now whilst this is wrong. I have to ask a few questions here. … Continue reading Blackface is alive and er, um, well in South Africa.
I like to eat my KFC naked whilst watching #TopBilling. I run my greasy fingers through my sub-par chest hair or thighs. The hair holds on to the small crystals of fried bread crumb. Leaving me lubed, yet crumbless. Later if the dogs have behaved themselves, I let them lick the remnants off as a … Continue reading The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.
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They do look tasty though. I will have to keep shopping for edible berries it seems.
A strange place. A place I have never ever landed a job from. Casting studio from hell. No parking, filled with either schmodels or other end of the market folks. I genuinely hate this place. But I need the work. Here are some examples of the kind of eccentric adverts and stuff posted on the … Continue reading Some of the stranger things at 72 loop street castig studios
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I have a pathalogical fear of childrens entertainers, clowns, hypnotists, and other such ilk. I have tried over the years to get over this fear that I have..Yet more and more I find myself coming across images and video's such as this. Im not saying that people who do this supposed entertainment are bad people. … Continue reading why do clowns, magicians and hypnotists give me the willies?
I think one of the most embarrasing things on this planet, must be having to drive around town with your name on your car. Showing the world what it is you do. I have always been weary of anything used to "sell yourself" Granted it could be a fairly affordable way of making sure the … Continue reading Entertainers who brand their cars. oooh how they do make me laugh……
I need not say anything. This is shame captured on film. How did Fox Fm's perfect man winner Julian Bentley do it. He entered a male beauty competition for an Australian Regional Radio station. What a winner. ladies. form a queue please. and what. sweet jesus. what compelled confidence. that is what.
I love these adverts. I used to watch the infomercials in the UK as well as here in SA and just giggle with glee. Whilst going bald must suck. (im losing a bit too), it cannot surely be anything as bad as being mocked and associated with wigs and toupee's etc. Advanced Hair Studio has for a … Continue reading Advanced Hair Studio is the work of genius
I notice that the adverts and game shows on ETV are of the cheapest quality known to video production, taste or neccesity. Being a private commerical channel. I wonder what they do with the ad time they just cannot sell. The times when they send out their own business agenda to cash in on the … Continue reading ETV and all its nasty cell phone rip off ads. I smell a big smelly jobby here.
Aaah. Blackface. The politically incorrect assumption that it is perfectly acceptable to just "blacken up" for a role. Al Jolsen made it famous back in the day. That day was like 70 years ago though...but here in South Africa it is common today as it was...er during apartheid. We have two particular examples here in … Continue reading So it’s ok to do “Blackface” if you are or Leon Schuster or a “radio” comedian?
All you have to do is never eat any other meat product again, or buy or listen to any other musical acts....I will give you free polony and parlotones cd's for life. If I was approched by a company that offered me free stuff. I would be keen. I think. But there are limitations. For … Continue reading Free Polony and Parlotones CD’s for life.
Can for like komedy? Can for like kak musiek Then do yourself a favour. Dont watch Leon Schuster. Really. Just skip it. And while you are at it...Steer clear of the Shakira world cup tune Fifa approved? What a sign of bollocks that is.. A few years ago, I took the bus to Port Elizabeth. … Continue reading I can for like the Mighty Bush and Flight of the Barchords and I luff Shakira´s lekker new world cup treffer.
I get asked a lot when my next gigs are? Not saying that folks want to watch me, they may just be looking for a chance to avoid my performances. Like I say. Folks ask questions. Call me old school, but I truly hate seeing comedy being branded and sold as an event. "Hey Martin, … Continue reading I say comedy, you immediately think of chocolates, cellular networks and insurance right?
Ok. So its not like I would normally go out and buy a Shakira album anyway. But I feel Africa has been betrayed here. (click on link to youtube to hear the song in question) We get to host the world cup in just a couple of weeks. We have an amazing history of musical … Continue reading Shakira and Freshlyground. Waka waka (This time for Africa) is ubershite football-pop. FIFA rapes the airwaves and Africa again.