Worst shoes in the world?

I just love the cheap shite that comes through my grandfathers letterbox. I'm not sure if he gets it because he is a freemason, or perhaps its just that some companies are ruthless heartless arseholes who are happy to take the elderly for a ride. When I was in Wales a few years ago, my … Continue reading Worst shoes in the world?

Im so excited. I’ve been invited to speak at an upcoming TED Talks on Apartheid

Sadly the Transvaal Education Department wasn't quite what I was expecting. But hey.  A corporate gig is  a corporate gig, and they have offered to pay in Kruger Rands and a map to the missing millions. Although, I must stand up and say, how good my current crop of Eugene Terre'blance and Jacob Zuma jokes … Continue reading Im so excited. I’ve been invited to speak at an upcoming TED Talks on Apartheid

Time for a whinge…oh yes Verimark and Glomail. May your companies die in a fire

Just one word.     "Infomercials" now a few words about who to blame... hmm.... Verimark and Glomail.  At least here in South Africa. Seen that guy who comes on at the end of the advert and points his finger at you, telling you how this weeks' special is, well....just that.....special. "Now that.  Is my promise to … Continue reading Time for a whinge…oh yes Verimark and Glomail. May your companies die in a fire

Jeff Dunham is coming to South Africa. yawn, blergh, fraap. Does nobody else find this guy a bit pants? Just me then..

I think its great that South Africa is starting to attract more and more international performers to our shores. The rather famous and successful Jeff Dunham is coming over in a few months time.  Now please.  Forgive me for a second.  But I find the Achmet the dead terrorist to be soooooo bloody dull.  Anything … Continue reading Jeff Dunham is coming to South Africa. yawn, blergh, fraap. Does nobody else find this guy a bit pants? Just me then..

Before the Parlotones became big, they used to smuggle Abalone. True Story

Man I do not like this band.  From flogging KFC through to bloody laptops. I would like to shove one of those Gigabyte Netbooks where the ROM don't shine. (although im more than happy to see the lovely Sonia in the KFC ads with them) I think its the fake "clockwork orange" make-up that does … Continue reading Before the Parlotones became big, they used to smuggle Abalone. True Story