I just love the cheap shite that comes through my grandfathers letterbox. I'm not sure if he gets it because he is a freemason, or perhaps its just that some companies are ruthless heartless arseholes who are happy to take the elderly for a ride. When I was in Wales a few years ago, my … Continue reading Worst shoes in the world?
Sadly the Transvaal Education Department wasn't quite what I was expecting. But hey. A corporate gig is a corporate gig, and they have offered to pay in Kruger Rands and a map to the missing millions. Although, I must stand up and say, how good my current crop of Eugene Terre'blance and Jacob Zuma jokes … Continue reading Im so excited. I’ve been invited to speak at an upcoming TED Talks on Apartheid
Just one word. "Infomercials" now a few words about who to blame... hmm.... Verimark and Glomail. At least here in South Africa. Seen that guy who comes on at the end of the advert and points his finger at you, telling you how this weeks' special is, well....just that.....special. "Now that. Is my promise to … Continue reading Time for a whinge…oh yes Verimark and Glomail. May your companies die in a fire
I think its great that South Africa is starting to attract more and more international performers to our shores. The rather famous and successful Jeff Dunham is coming over in a few months time. Now please. Forgive me for a second. But I find the Achmet the dead terrorist to be soooooo bloody dull. Anything … Continue reading Jeff Dunham is coming to South Africa. yawn, blergh, fraap. Does nobody else find this guy a bit pants? Just me then..
Man I do not like this band. From flogging KFC through to bloody laptops. I would like to shove one of those Gigabyte Netbooks where the ROM don't shine. (although im more than happy to see the lovely Sonia in the KFC ads with them) I think its the fake "clockwork orange" make-up that does … Continue reading Before the Parlotones became big, they used to smuggle Abalone. True Story
If i think of Nigella Lawson or a few other of the TV chefs out there. A part of me wants to heat a pot of oil and scald their faces with it. The sight of Nigella licking a spoon is about as sensual an act as watching my dog lick its fanny after a … Continue reading TV Chefs. How much I hate some of them…oooh
I saw what must be my favorite advert on the telly. I called up and asked for a booklet on it. the advanced hair studio. Seen it before? Well let me brief you a little on this beauty, Seems that down south, (Australia and South Africa) infomercial's are as commonplace as melted chocolate. This is … Continue reading Are you losing your hair?
For those of you with broadband that doesn't cost more than car parts. i present my first international work in an advert for nicotine replacement gum. i am a whore. see you in a beer commercial shortly. martin
Landrover 109- Ford Kent V6 engine.perfect for perlie poachers Are you a budding Perlemoen Poacher? Perhaps worried about getting your rubber duck out of the surf and away from the meddlesome police as quick as possible? well hello then. or perhaps we find ourselves in a different world than that. Maybe you are a Norwegian … Continue reading Perfect for Poachers!