So this is actually happening. Shitting myself now.

I havent' posted a blog in quite a while.  Not since I posted some whining comment about how undervalued I feel in society.  Oh woe is me. I guess I was just feeling the nerves of going on this big adventure.  I arrived in the UK nearly three weeks ago. The plan being to get myself … Continue reading So this is actually happening. Shitting myself now.

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Entertainers who brand their cars. oooh how they do make me laugh……

I think one of the most embarrasing things on this planet, must be having to drive around town with your name on your car. Showing the world what it is you do. I have always been weary of anything used to "sell yourself" Granted it could be a fairly affordable way of making sure the … Continue reading Entertainers who brand their cars. oooh how they do make me laugh……

Introducing my new baby to the world. She may have seen a few parents before, but i will love her like one of my own.

This is my new baby.  She will be moving to my new home for her shortly. I put in an offer for a 1980  VW Kombi Autovilla.  It is in mint original condition and I cannot wait to break down in exotic locations with her. With so many festivals and events this year that im … Continue reading Introducing my new baby to the world. She may have seen a few parents before, but i will love her like one of my own.

I heartily look forward to the World Cup. Especially if its fairly quiet.

The roads are nearly done. The years of waiting in traffic and watching monuments to FIFA's ego and perhaps our ignorance has been entralling and something special. Then again, so was being in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. But if the expected masses do not arrive.  At worst we are not exactly losing that much … Continue reading I heartily look forward to the World Cup. Especially if its fairly quiet.

I can for like the Mighty Bush and Flight of the Barchords and I luff Shakira´s lekker new world cup treffer.

Can for like komedy?  Can for like kak musiek Then do yourself a favour.  Dont watch Leon Schuster.  Really.  Just skip it.  And while you are at it...Steer clear of the Shakira world cup tune  Fifa approved?  What a sign of bollocks that is.. A few years ago,  I took the bus to Port Elizabeth. … Continue reading I can for like the Mighty Bush and Flight of the Barchords and I luff Shakira´s lekker new world cup treffer.

Just out of hospital. No joy. ANOTHER 4 WEEKS MINIMUM

Well that was fun.  Ive just got out of the outpatients at the New Somerset Hospital.  Ironically the only thing new there is the new strains of TB being cultivated by the dying there daily. I was very much looking forward to getting my ex-fix removed.  Alas no. Nothing wrong with my leg, just not … Continue reading Just out of hospital. No joy. ANOTHER 4 WEEKS MINIMUM

queues? you want queues? you cannot handle queues. How I long for the short waits at Home Affairs.

Sweet Lordy. I've been at the Somerset Hospital this morning since 8am.  That's not long you say.  Well i'm still waiting for my file to be handed over to me.  So that I can start the long process of going from orthopaedics through to x-rays, and back and forth.  I used to think it took … Continue reading queues? you want queues? you cannot handle queues. How I long for the short waits at Home Affairs.

Jeff Dunham is coming to South Africa. yawn, blergh, fraap. Does nobody else find this guy a bit pants? Just me then..

I think its great that South Africa is starting to attract more and more international performers to our shores. The rather famous and successful Jeff Dunham is coming over in a few months time.  Now please.  Forgive me for a second.  But I find the Achmet the dead terrorist to be soooooo bloody dull.  Anything … Continue reading Jeff Dunham is coming to South Africa. yawn, blergh, fraap. Does nobody else find this guy a bit pants? Just me then..

An Icelandic Volcano threatens the Coachella Festival-What is Die Antwoord?

Oooh... Sorry for some.  The fantastically massive coachella festival in the states is under threat. The Volcanic ash currently giving Europe grief is making flights to the festival impossible for several European based acts. This is the festival that "Die Antwoord" are down to play.  Whilst a great many of the acts are already in … Continue reading An Icelandic Volcano threatens the Coachella Festival-What is Die Antwoord?