I havent' posted a blog in quite a while. Not since I posted some whining comment about how undervalued I feel in society. Oh woe is me. I guess I was just feeling the nerves of going on this big adventure. I arrived in the UK nearly three weeks ago. The plan being to get myself … Continue reading So this is actually happening. Shitting myself now.
Entertainers who brand their cars. oooh how they do make me laugh……
I think one of the most embarrasing things on this planet, must be having to drive around town with your name on your car. Showing the world what it is you do. I have always been weary of anything used to "sell yourself" Granted it could be a fairly affordable way of making sure the … Continue reading Entertainers who brand their cars. oooh how they do make me laugh……
Taking a trip to the gig in style
I was performing at the Caledon Casino and Spa this weekend with Kurt Schoonraad and KG. Was a fun gig that indeed. We took the trip down there in Kurt's 1970 Camaro. Lovely car. Made sounds that gave my bottom rattles and my kidney's a good flushing. Gig went rather well. I drank far too … Continue reading Taking a trip to the gig in style
Green fingers. You have no respect for your staff
I just cannot understand how companies can be so irresponsible. If you brake hard, you will kill this poor man. Shame on you and your company.
Is there anything you may actually do on the myciti?
I appreciate a clean bus with no food stains or noisy Walkmans or iPods as min as anyone. But is the gautrain and myciti taking it a bit too far?
CAR Magazine November 1979 review of the VW Kombi Auto-Villa
Check this awesome review out of my van. From 1979 noggal.
Introducing my new baby to the world. She may have seen a few parents before, but i will love her like one of my own.
This is my new baby. She will be moving to my new home for her shortly. I put in an offer for a 1980 VW Kombi Autovilla. It is in mint original condition and I cannot wait to break down in exotic locations with her. With so many festivals and events this year that im … Continue reading Introducing my new baby to the world. She may have seen a few parents before, but i will love her like one of my own.
I heartily look forward to the World Cup. Especially if its fairly quiet.
The roads are nearly done. The years of waiting in traffic and watching monuments to FIFA's ego and perhaps our ignorance has been entralling and something special. Then again, so was being in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. But if the expected masses do not arrive. At worst we are not exactly losing that much … Continue reading I heartily look forward to the World Cup. Especially if its fairly quiet.
Im so tired of stupid bloody questions….
I can hardly be accused of not enjoying a conversation. The leg for all its negative impacts has introduced me to more people than I have ever met in my life. Utter strangers somehow feel no issue with coming up and asking me what happened. Whilst im pretty much happy to answer and engage in … Continue reading Im so tired of stupid bloody questions….
I can for like the Mighty Bush and Flight of the Barchords and I luff Shakira´s lekker new world cup treffer.
Can for like komedy? Can for like kak musiek Then do yourself a favour. Dont watch Leon Schuster. Really. Just skip it. And while you are at it...Steer clear of the Shakira world cup tune Fifa approved? What a sign of bollocks that is.. A few years ago, I took the bus to Port Elizabeth. … Continue reading I can for like the Mighty Bush and Flight of the Barchords and I luff Shakira´s lekker new world cup treffer.
Just out of hospital. No joy. ANOTHER 4 WEEKS MINIMUM
Well that was fun. Ive just got out of the outpatients at the New Somerset Hospital. Ironically the only thing new there is the new strains of TB being cultivated by the dying there daily. I was very much looking forward to getting my ex-fix removed. Alas no. Nothing wrong with my leg, just not … Continue reading Just out of hospital. No joy. ANOTHER 4 WEEKS MINIMUM
queues? you want queues? you cannot handle queues. How I long for the short waits at Home Affairs.
Sweet Lordy. I've been at the Somerset Hospital this morning since 8am. That's not long you say. Well i'm still waiting for my file to be handed over to me. So that I can start the long process of going from orthopaedics through to x-rays, and back and forth. I used to think it took … Continue reading queues? you want queues? you cannot handle queues. How I long for the short waits at Home Affairs.
Jeff Dunham is coming to South Africa. yawn, blergh, fraap. Does nobody else find this guy a bit pants? Just me then..
I think its great that South Africa is starting to attract more and more international performers to our shores. The rather famous and successful Jeff Dunham is coming over in a few months time. Now please. Forgive me for a second. But I find the Achmet the dead terrorist to be soooooo bloody dull. Anything … Continue reading Jeff Dunham is coming to South Africa. yawn, blergh, fraap. Does nobody else find this guy a bit pants? Just me then..
An Icelandic Volcano threatens the Coachella Festival-What is Die Antwoord?
Oooh... Sorry for some. The fantastically massive coachella festival in the states is under threat. The Volcanic ash currently giving Europe grief is making flights to the festival impossible for several European based acts. This is the festival that "Die Antwoord" are down to play. Whilst a great many of the acts are already in … Continue reading An Icelandic Volcano threatens the Coachella Festival-What is Die Antwoord?
Has anyone else lost the pleasure of vehicle ownership
I dont know about you? But im sick of cars. Sick of the cost. Sick of the petrol, sick of the repairs, the traffic the parking. the list does go on. I have been driving exactly half my life. Ive been behind the wheel of a vehicle somewhere in the world for the last seventeen … Continue reading Has anyone else lost the pleasure of vehicle ownership
Perfect for Poachers!
Landrover 109- Ford Kent V6 engine.perfect for perlie poachers Are you a budding Perlemoen Poacher? Perhaps worried about getting your rubber duck out of the surf and away from the meddlesome police as quick as possible? well hello then. or perhaps we find ourselves in a different world than that. Maybe you are a Norwegian … Continue reading Perfect for Poachers!
