Nothing. The stars have nothing in line for you. Make your own life choices.
Traditional dances. They mean so much to the local culture. Just mention the "morris dancers" near my dad and he starts to blush. what a bunch of mullets they are. but this is proper pole dancing. and this shameful mess is what the English refer to as their cultural roots...it makes me want to just … Continue reading Call me a misogynst but this kind of pole dancing works for me.
You know an artist takes his craft seriously. So seriously that he is prepared to film it OVERSEAS. That is crazy lengths that the most talented man in the 80's would go to, just to guarantee a hit for his fans. This kind of devotion is now gone. Some say it was voted out at … Continue reading And this folks. Is why he filled out the Sun City Superbowl.
I am but a childish man. All I need are simple signs like this........... If your parents called you Silvanus Welcome, I bet you understand what teasing is all about. Greatest name ever.
This book changed my life. Now, I trust nothing. Especially folks who seem to really believe in themselves. Thank you Uri Gellar for showing us what a twat you are. By doing so, creating a path for truth ahead of me.
I like to eat my KFC naked whilst watching #TopBilling. I run my greasy fingers through my sub-par chest hair or thighs. The hair holds on to the small crystals of fried bread crumb. Leaving me lubed, yet crumbless. Later if the dogs have behaved themselves, I let them lick the remnants off as a … Continue reading The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.
Speaks for itself.
They do look tasty though. I will have to keep shopping for edible berries it seems.
This is a fail. The words "cum" and pre-primary should only be mentioned in the criminal trial of a paedophile. This is a trend in South Africa. We all know cum books. I cringe with this name.
Here is the day I met 50 cent I have even met Tyra Banks. I think she wanted to have relations with me. She will do anything to move that book. ANYTHING.
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I have a pathalogical fear of childrens entertainers, clowns, hypnotists, and other such ilk. I have tried over the years to get over this fear that I have..Yet more and more I find myself coming across images and video's such as this. Im not saying that people who do this supposed entertainment are bad people. … Continue reading why do clowns, magicians and hypnotists give me the willies?
I think one of the most embarrasing things on this planet, must be having to drive around town with your name on your car. Showing the world what it is you do. I have always been weary of anything used to "sell yourself" Granted it could be a fairly affordable way of making sure the … Continue reading Entertainers who brand their cars. oooh how they do make me laugh……
I think Julius Malema gets given a lot of unnecessary grief. I mean come on. Any man who can wear a beret by choice. AND INSIST ON WEARING AS HE DOES, it quite obviously a gentle man. A silly man, a man making a bit of a joke and having fun with it. Hey folks. … Continue reading How to wear a Beret and look, special, intelligent, army-like & not at all like a ridiculous twat.
Enough said. But I guess you know already that I have #daddyissues and #attentionneeds
I just cannot understand how companies can be so irresponsible. If you brake hard, you will kill this poor man. Shame on you and your company.
I got an email from my missus earlier today. It had a bunch of images of kids and why they should hate their parents. this made me laugh like a fool...
In the past year or two. It was Die Antwoord who seemed to have racked up the largest number of hits on youtube by South Africans. Seems all of Waddy's hard work is about to be eclipsed by a red hartebeest. Watch as Evan van der Spuy of Team Jeep South Africa got taken out … Continue reading How long before #bucknorris takes over #entertheninja on youtube for number of hits? Tough break Waddy!