Call me a misogynst but this kind of pole dancing works for me.

Traditional dances. They mean so much to the local culture. Just mention the "morris dancers" near my dad and he starts to blush. what a bunch of mullets they are. but this is proper pole dancing. and this shameful mess is what the English refer to as their cultural roots...it makes me want to just … Continue reading Call me a misogynst but this kind of pole dancing works for me.

The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.

I like to eat my KFC naked whilst watching #TopBilling. I run my greasy fingers through my sub-par chest hair or thighs. The hair holds on to the small crystals of fried bread crumb. Leaving me lubed, yet crumbless. Later if the dogs have behaved themselves, I let them lick the remnants off as a … Continue reading The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.

why do clowns, magicians and hypnotists give me the willies?

I have a pathalogical fear of childrens entertainers, clowns, hypnotists, and other such ilk. I have tried over the years to get over this fear that I have..Yet more and more I find myself coming across images and video's such as this. Im not saying that people who do this supposed entertainment are bad people. … Continue reading why do clowns, magicians and hypnotists give me the willies?

Entertainers who brand their cars. oooh how they do make me laugh……

I think one of the most embarrasing things on this planet, must be having to drive around town with your name on your car. Showing the world what it is you do. I have always been weary of anything used to "sell yourself" Granted it could be a fairly affordable way of making sure the … Continue reading Entertainers who brand their cars. oooh how they do make me laugh……

How to wear a Beret and look, special, intelligent, army-like & not at all like a ridiculous twat.

I think Julius Malema gets given a lot of unnecessary grief. I mean come on. Any man who can wear a beret by choice. AND INSIST ON WEARING AS HE DOES, it quite obviously a gentle man. A silly man, a man making a bit of a joke and having fun with it. Hey folks. … Continue reading How to wear a Beret and look, special, intelligent, army-like & not at all like a ridiculous twat.

How long before #bucknorris takes over #entertheninja on youtube for number of hits? Tough break Waddy!

In the past year or two. It was Die Antwoord who seemed to have racked up the largest number of hits on youtube by South Africans. Seems all of Waddy's hard work is about to be eclipsed by a red hartebeest. Watch as Evan van der Spuy of Team Jeep South Africa got taken out … Continue reading How long before #bucknorris takes over #entertheninja on youtube for number of hits? Tough break Waddy!