Vuvuzela’s blown outside of Somerset Hospital (right next door to the Cape Town Stadium)

When I had my accident back in January.  I was in hospital for a couple of weeks down at the Waterfront.  It was a strange place to be, in essence the hospital is right next to the sea, and just a  stones throw away from the Cape Town Stadium. I wasnt in hospital because I … Continue reading Vuvuzela’s blown outside of Somerset Hospital (right next door to the Cape Town Stadium)

Shakira’s “This time for Africa”,may as well be for an advert for club med holiday on one of the Carribean Islands.

But by jingo this is getting exciting. The world cup is just days away.  At last nights gig at Zulas, it was a very foreign audience.  Great to see just how many different nationalities were in.  Granted they were a fairly miserable bunch.  But if the weather continues like this, the biggest fear most tourists … Continue reading Shakira’s “This time for Africa”,may as well be for an advert for club med holiday on one of the Carribean Islands.

I heartily look forward to the World Cup. Especially if its fairly quiet.

The roads are nearly done. The years of waiting in traffic and watching monuments to FIFA's ego and perhaps our ignorance has been entralling and something special. Then again, so was being in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. But if the expected masses do not arrive.  At worst we are not exactly losing that much … Continue reading I heartily look forward to the World Cup. Especially if its fairly quiet.

The Diski Dance was created by a racist media to make white people look like they shat themselves

Ok, so that isnt true.  But the Diski Dance, really...  seriously...no you aren't actually kidding are you. Ive not tried the Diski Dance.  There are several reasons for this. 1.  My leg is a mess.  So movement is fortunately at this stage limited. 2,  IF I did, I would look like Michael J Fox trying … Continue reading The Diski Dance was created by a racist media to make white people look like they shat themselves

Free Polony and Parlotones CD’s for life.

All you have to do is never eat any other meat product again, or buy or listen to any other musical acts....I will give you free polony and parlotones cd's for life. If I was approched by a company that offered me free stuff.  I would be keen.  I think.  But there are limitations.  For … Continue reading Free Polony and Parlotones CD’s for life.

The Story of Shakira naked with the Vuvuzela of shame.

Some people find Shakira hot.  To me she just looks sweaty. Im not saying she is trashy.  But she does look she has had her fair share of "vuvuzela's" up to her lips before. I heard a vicious rumour the other day that she earned an extra 200k for exposing a breast whilst doing a … Continue reading The Story of Shakira naked with the Vuvuzela of shame.

I can for like the Mighty Bush and Flight of the Barchords and I luff Shakira´s lekker new world cup treffer.

Can for like komedy?  Can for like kak musiek Then do yourself a favour.  Dont watch Leon Schuster.  Really.  Just skip it.  And while you are at it...Steer clear of the Shakira world cup tune  Fifa approved?  What a sign of bollocks that is.. A few years ago,  I took the bus to Port Elizabeth. … Continue reading I can for like the Mighty Bush and Flight of the Barchords and I luff Shakira´s lekker new world cup treffer.

Shakira and Freshlyground. Waka waka (This time for Africa) is ubershite football-pop. FIFA rapes the airwaves and Africa again.

Ok.  So its not like I would normally go out and buy a Shakira album anyway. But I feel Africa has been betrayed here. (click on link to youtube to hear the song in question) We get to host the world cup in just a couple of weeks.  We have an amazing history of musical … Continue reading Shakira and Freshlyground. Waka waka (This time for Africa) is ubershite football-pop. FIFA rapes the airwaves and Africa again.

Bafunny Bafunny: If comedy was a sport, who would represent South Africa? er, not me it seems

Bafunny Bafunny | If comedy was a sport, who would represent South Africa? Upcoming monster comedy show for fans of South African comedy.  This show will be taking place at small intimate arena's suitable for Lionel Ritchie and Skouspel. "Bafunny Bafunny" will also be coming to the UK where they will be at the Royal … Continue reading Bafunny Bafunny: If comedy was a sport, who would represent South Africa? er, not me it seems

got your world cup tickets? what an effing palaverel

I finally got some world cup tickets today. I'm going to be watching the ultimate battle of the supermarket owners. Yes that probably comes across as a touch racist..But I will be watching Greece tackle South Korea in Port Elizabeth on the 12th June.  I'm torn as to who I will give my allegiance too.  … Continue reading got your world cup tickets? what an effing palaverel