So I spoke to my ex-fiance’ yesterday for the first time in two years.

Sometimes I think I am getting more mature.  That would make sense since I am getting older. I have often done things that I have regretted. Things that I could have fixed. Things that I could have handled more appropriately. Two years ago. At least I think that is when it happened. I broke up … Continue reading So I spoke to my ex-fiance’ yesterday for the first time in two years.

AVG anti-virus, oh how you have failed me!

Right then.  So I own a laptop.  it's of the windows persuasion.. You know what.   I would love to own a mac, but what puts me off ever buying one is the same old chestnut. Most Mac owners are total cunts.  There.  I said it. Granted if you are involved in graphics or anything that … Continue reading AVG anti-virus, oh how you have failed me!

Just out of hospital. No joy. ANOTHER 4 WEEKS MINIMUM

Well that was fun.  Ive just got out of the outpatients at the New Somerset Hospital.  Ironically the only thing new there is the new strains of TB being cultivated by the dying there daily. I was very much looking forward to getting my ex-fix removed.  Alas no. Nothing wrong with my leg, just not … Continue reading Just out of hospital. No joy. ANOTHER 4 WEEKS MINIMUM

queues? you want queues? you cannot handle queues. How I long for the short waits at Home Affairs.

Sweet Lordy. I've been at the Somerset Hospital this morning since 8am.  That's not long you say.  Well i'm still waiting for my file to be handed over to me.  So that I can start the long process of going from orthopaedics through to x-rays, and back and forth.  I used to think it took … Continue reading queues? you want queues? you cannot handle queues. How I long for the short waits at Home Affairs.

Delete or Hide, the manical power that Facebook provides you with. What to do and when to do it.

I think we have all been there.  Maybe you were at a party, you met some guy/girl and traded an ten minute conversation.  That was in 2007.  It was the summer If I can recall.  You haven't seen this person since, nor have you heard from them once.  Yet you feel a slight pang of … Continue reading Delete or Hide, the manical power that Facebook provides you with. What to do and when to do it.

Did I break my funny bone along with my tibia and fibula?

Its been over three months since my accident.  Three months of feeling sorry for myself and not exactly getting much done. I recently starting doing a few stand-up gigs again.  But I will admit to being neither funny, nor motivated. The South African comedy scene is fairly fractures (scuse the pun) and the distances involved … Continue reading Did I break my funny bone along with my tibia and fibula?