I think Julius Malema gets given a lot of unnecessary grief. I mean come on. Any man who can wear a beret by choice. AND INSIST ON WEARING AS HE DOES, it quite obviously a gentle man. A silly man, a man making a bit of a joke and having fun with it. Hey folks. … Continue reading How to wear a Beret and look, special, intelligent, army-like & not at all like a ridiculous twat.
I love a good braai. I love the word #braai. To me is sums up all that is good in South Africa. There is a strange school of thought thought that South Africans have regarding the outdoor BBQ. WE BELIEVE THAT WE ARE THE BEST OUTDOOR COOKS IN THE WORLD. Whilst I appreciate that is … Continue reading What is Heritage Day? eh? you may as well just have a Braai!
Aaah. Blackface. The politically incorrect assumption that it is perfectly acceptable to just "blacken up" for a role. Al Jolsen made it famous back in the day. That day was like 70 years ago though...but here in South Africa it is common today as it was...er during apartheid. We have two particular examples here in … Continue reading So it’s ok to do “Blackface” if you are or Leon Schuster or a “radio” comedian?
Did Patricia Lewis ever do regrettable porn?I hope not. It is just the kind of thing we just don't need in this country. Thankfully she has managed to keep most of her clothes on most of the time.In an entirely tasteful way. Shame really as the sight of her nude wouldn't be nearly as unpleasant … Continue reading The idea of Patricia Lewis naked disturbs the sleeping spirit of Bles Bridges. Let him lie in peace I say..
A few days ago. The British legal system went mental. It really overdid matters when it actually arrested a Paul Chambers who posted a rather unfunny, yet slightly aggressive Twitter post. The airport was closed and he made a daft joke about blowing it up. He tweeted: ‘Crap! Robin Hood Airport is closed. You’ve got … Continue reading Julius Malema, a modern marvel of magnificence and muppetry
Ok. So its not like I would normally go out and buy a Shakira album anyway. But I feel Africa has been betrayed here. (click on link to youtube to hear the song in question) We get to host the world cup in just a couple of weeks. We have an amazing history of musical … Continue reading Shakira and Freshlyground. Waka waka (This time for Africa) is ubershite football-pop. FIFA rapes the airwaves and Africa again.
Did you get the Pollock family come to your school when you were a kid to preach about Jesus to you?.. Yes the same ones, who, whilst playing cricket like demons, came to our schools when we were kids to talk to us about demons. What demons.....The Cartoon Demons of the 80's I recall having … Continue reading Smurfette is just a prison bitch “Wyfie” in the numbers gang system.
I'm starting to get quite into this blackberry malarky. I'm just seeing how the wordpress mobile app for blogging does. Speaking of things I'm into... I'm suddenly obsessed with Bud Spencer and trying to find the true history behind AMA (afrikaans martial arts). If my sources are correct, he is the father of the "poes-klap" … Continue reading kan for like to has blog from blackberry
Bud Spencer. Big fat Italian man who could swim fast and punch (flat hand) harder than anyone on the planet in the 70's and 80's He even made moofies here in South Africa. So he was obviously not that policically motivated. I have a sneaky suspicion however that he may just have been the murdered … Continue reading Was Eugene secretly Bud Spencer, the Italian Move star of the 70’s and 80’s?
I find myself getting older. how do i know this? well my ability to find fault has increased to a dangerous level.. ive started complaining about certain television adverts, ive complained about political parties, and even recently i made my first noise complaint. with the amount of ear hair that i seem to be growing. … Continue reading Disgruntled from Tunbridge Wells