The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.

I like to eat my KFC naked whilst watching #TopBilling. I run my greasy fingers through my sub-par chest hair or thighs. The hair holds on to the small crystals of fried bread crumb. Leaving me lubed, yet crumbless. Later if the dogs have behaved themselves, I let them lick the remnants off as a … Continue reading The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.

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Ladies and Gentlemen. I present, “The Polony Diaries”

Rob and I went on a food adventure.  We went in search of the history of polony.  What we found was a story of adventure and joy and a free gatsby.  Thanks kindly to the good people of the Golden Dish in Athlone.  It 'twas a most tasty experience. We got to go backstage at … Continue reading Ladies and Gentlemen. I present, “The Polony Diaries”

Hens teeth. Its the 8th Show. Tune in/download the latest Drivetime Robbery

We have two brand new features in this weeks show. We went on an amazing journey a few days ago, we went deep up the river of polony and nearly found the source. We also have a telephone interview with Jim Jeffries.  He will be in South Africa in the next few days with shows … Continue reading Hens teeth. Its the 8th Show. Tune in/download the latest Drivetime Robbery

AVG anti-virus, oh how you have failed me!

Right then.  So I own a laptop.  it's of the windows persuasion.. You know what.   I would love to own a mac, but what puts me off ever buying one is the same old chestnut. Most Mac owners are total cunts.  There.  I said it. Granted if you are involved in graphics or anything that … Continue reading AVG anti-virus, oh how you have failed me!