I like to eat my KFC naked whilst watching #TopBilling. I run my greasy fingers through my sub-par chest hair or thighs. The hair holds on to the small crystals of fried bread crumb. Leaving me lubed, yet crumbless. Later if the dogs have behaved themselves, I let them lick the remnants off as a … Continue reading The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.
Rob and I went on a food adventure. We went in search of the history of polony. What we found was a story of adventure and joy and a free gatsby. Thanks kindly to the good people of the Golden Dish in Athlone. It 'twas a most tasty experience. We got to go backstage at … Continue reading Ladies and Gentlemen. I present, “The Polony Diaries”
We have two brand new features in this weeks show. We went on an amazing journey a few days ago, we went deep up the river of polony and nearly found the source. We also have a telephone interview with Jim Jeffries. He will be in South Africa in the next few days with shows … Continue reading Hens teeth. Its the 8th Show. Tune in/download the latest Drivetime Robbery
I was taken to Madame Zingara last night. It is now back in Cape Town and performing from Canal Walk. Quite an exciting show indeed. I took this photo of Carmen Maarmen. Wife of fellow comedian, Martin Davis. She looked stunning in this costume and was standing tall on stilts. Well done missy! The show … Continue reading Madame Zingara’s Theatre of Dreams.
Right then. So I own a laptop. it's of the windows persuasion.. You know what. I would love to own a mac, but what puts me off ever buying one is the same old chestnut. Most Mac owners are total cunts. There. I said it. Granted if you are involved in graphics or anything that … Continue reading AVG anti-virus, oh how you have failed me!
Those of you that know me personally will be able to attest to one thing about me. Sweet Jesus I am a fussy man when it comes to dining out. I think its related to the fact that over the years of travel, the years of laziness and a lot of touring with comedy, that … Continue reading Eastern Food Bazaar Cape Town: My honest review