This book changed my life. Now, I trust nothing. Especially folks who seem to really believe in themselves. Thank you Uri Gellar for showing us what a twat you are. By doing so, creating a path for truth ahead of me.
Here is the day I met 50 cent I have even met Tyra Banks. I think she wanted to have relations with me. She will do anything to move that book. ANYTHING.
I think Julius Malema gets given a lot of unnecessary grief. I mean come on. Any man who can wear a beret by choice. AND INSIST ON WEARING AS HE DOES, it quite obviously a gentle man. A silly man, a man making a bit of a joke and having fun with it. Hey folks. … Continue reading How to wear a Beret and look, special, intelligent, army-like & not at all like a ridiculous twat.
Enough said. But I guess you know already that I have #daddyissues and #attentionneeds
I got an email from my missus earlier today. It had a bunch of images of kids and why they should hate their parents. this made me laugh like a fool...
The words uncanny are all I have right now.
I was bored. I felt motivated. Then I got less bored. She didn't stop. She got worse. Her ego and boasting just escalated. I created a #hashtag on twitter... #unfollowNonhle and it all kicked off. This Nonhle Thema lady is a bit of a loony. She treats her fans like shit, and her enemies just … Continue reading Leave Nonhle Thema Alone…
Yesterday saw the 2nd show from myself and the wonderful Rob Van Vuuren. I saw wonderful as we are doing our own PR at this stage. I was leaving they studio yesterday...unplugged my laptop, managed to hit a power switch and literally killed the whole station dead. That ladies and gentlemen....is the power of the … Continue reading I managed to break the internet
I just checked my blog stats. Been a bit away from the desk for a few months. I bought a bunch of new kit. Camera's and audio recorders, and beefed up the sites with some buy in's of more space and hosting. I bought a domain name and will be pointing my work to that … Continue reading Want more hits immediately? Put the words “Patricia Lewis Naked” in your title.
Paul Snodgrass. Why is there a photo of you attached to the atm in rafikies?
For a woman that was Catwoman, I would have expected more pussy shots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuFroEZpECo Listening to Danny Koppel is almost like listening to an audio book that perhaps Irvin Welsh would have written. His accent. I dont think there is a finer example of "Being a boytjie from Jozie" Nice idea about the song. Shame that considering its a song about crime, that a tears for fears song … Continue reading Shawt Shawt Lerritt’ all awht. Does Danny K have thee most Joburg accent in the world?
Aaah. Blackface. The politically incorrect assumption that it is perfectly acceptable to just "blacken up" for a role. Al Jolsen made it famous back in the day. That day was like 70 years ago though...but here in South Africa it is common today as it was...er during apartheid. We have two particular examples here in … Continue reading So it’s ok to do “Blackface” if you are or Leon Schuster or a “radio” comedian?
Some people find Shakira hot. To me she just looks sweaty. Im not saying she is trashy. But she does look she has had her fair share of "vuvuzela's" up to her lips before. I heard a vicious rumour the other day that she earned an extra 200k for exposing a breast whilst doing a … Continue reading The Story of Shakira naked with the Vuvuzela of shame.
Can for like komedy? Can for like kak musiek Then do yourself a favour. Dont watch Leon Schuster. Really. Just skip it. And while you are at it...Steer clear of the Shakira world cup tune Fifa approved? What a sign of bollocks that is.. A few years ago, I took the bus to Port Elizabeth. … Continue reading I can for like the Mighty Bush and Flight of the Barchords and I luff Shakira´s lekker new world cup treffer.
Did Patricia Lewis ever do regrettable porn?I hope not. It is just the kind of thing we just don't need in this country. Thankfully she has managed to keep most of her clothes on most of the time.In an entirely tasteful way. Shame really as the sight of her nude wouldn't be nearly as unpleasant … Continue reading The idea of Patricia Lewis naked disturbs the sleeping spirit of Bles Bridges. Let him lie in peace I say..
Tyra Banks viciously poured hot oil across Nigella Lawson in a brutal pre-planned cat fight. This all happened in front of a live studio audience. The stunned studio audience panicked as their fight got out of hand. Tyra seemed to be in control of the fight, what with Nigella struggling to see. A ground and … Continue reading Tyra Banks attacks Nigella Lawson in brutal hot oil cat fight