Rants with Pants Episode 3

I went for a little wander down to the shops and pretty much just spoke to myself like a madman. Anyway. Here is episode three. Essentially me just moaning about Uber eats and home security. I tried posting this from my phone and tablet earlier. Didn't work.  In the process of getting home, I ended … Continue reading Rants with Pants Episode 3

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Lunch time #Epicburger #meatfreemovember @frysfamily #Frysfamily

This has been a bleak year for many people. It certainly has been one of change for me. I have to say however that my changes have mostly been from a positive space. Ive been giving my future prospects some attention recently and there has been some fantastic response there. 2016 couldn't be looking any … Continue reading Lunch time #Epicburger #meatfreemovember @frysfamily #Frysfamily

I bought one of those fold up bikes. Why? Because people cannot be trusted.

Folks are always going on about “going green” and saving the environment. I have always suggested that we need to “stop the nonsense” when it comes to polluting our lovely planet. I live in Cape Town. Some folks are quite negative about his place. I call it jealousy. You can call it what you want. … Continue reading I bought one of those fold up bikes. Why? Because people cannot be trusted.

Smurfette is just a prison bitch “Wyfie” in the numbers gang system.

Rants with Pants

Did you get the Pollock family come to your school when you were a kid to preach about Jesus to you?.. Yes the same ones, who, whilst playing cricket like demons, came to our schools when we were kids to talk to us about demons.

What demons…..The Cartoon Demons of the 80’s

I recall having Peter Pollock, father of Shaun, the “ginger ninja” and the selector of the South African cricket team, actually interrupt our childhood education with this twaddle.  Masters of the Universe, Ninja Turtles that kind of thing.  What a wally.

You see the smurf’s were demons….What kind of demons you may ask.  Well it was the 80’s, and there wasn’t quite the range of cartoons out there for kids at the time in South Africa… So it was mostly gentle kindly things like the Smurfs they picked on.  What was wrong with the smurf’s you may well…

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Review: The Comics Choice Awards. English may be dead. Long live the Vernac.

On Saturday I had the privilege of flying up to Johannesburg to attend the Comics Choice Awards at the Teatro Theatre at Montecasino. It was quite the grand affair to be honest. Many of the comics putting on their best suits and what-nots and making quite the effort.  I wasn't going to make it at … Continue reading Review: The Comics Choice Awards. English may be dead. Long live the Vernac.

The poster for my new show #SorryNotSorry

I suck at using photoshop.I suck even more with deadlines.Together. The combination of deadline and lack of talent has joined to bring you this wee beastie.It's the new poster for (well) my new show.  I went with #SorryNotSorry because it seems to fit the narrative of the story.Also see the above paragraph about deadlines..