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I messed with Sasquatch. The stunts you saw were real.

I shot a commercial recently for Jack Links Beef Jerky out in the states. I got to work with some esteemed folks. Not excluding the most petrifying Sasquatch ever. Im not kidding however, those were real stunts. I was shot across a car park with some fancy contraption. Awesome fun.

Hellpants 2012 olympic gold medalist, adverts, campina, dutch television adverts, epke zonderland, high bar, nipples, sterk met campina

This folks. This is why I make the big money. It’s all in the nipples.

I recently was part of an advert campaign for Campina Dairy in the Netherlands along with Epke Zonderland. The Dutch 2012 Olympic Gold medalist for the High Bar. Yes I have what appears to be a nipple stand. But again. This is why I make the big money. (its because of my big nipples surely) … Continue reading This folks. This is why I make the big money. It’s all in the nipples.

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Where are the Satanists in this land? I would like to interview them.

Much has been made during the time I have lived in South Africa, about the fear of Satanism in society. Certainly more so than anything I ever heard of when living in the UK. Many have claimed to have been involved in Satanic covens and churches in the country. With this in mind, I am … Continue reading Where are the Satanists in this land? I would like to interview them.

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Smurfette is just a prison bitch “Wyfie” in the numbers gang system.

Rants with Pants

Did you get the Pollock family come to your school when you were a kid to preach about Jesus to you?.. Yes the same ones, who, whilst playing cricket like demons, came to our schools when we were kids to talk to us about demons.

What demons…..The Cartoon Demons of the 80’s

I recall having Peter Pollock, father of Shaun, the “ginger ninja” and the selector of the South African cricket team, actually interrupt our childhood education with this twaddle.  Masters of the Universe, Ninja Turtles that kind of thing.  What a wally.

You see the smurf’s were demons….What kind of demons you may ask.  Well it was the 80’s, and there wasn’t quite the range of cartoons out there for kids at the time in South Africa… So it was mostly gentle kindly things like the Smurfs they picked on.  What was wrong with the smurf’s you may well…

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Hellpants South African Music, treffers

Is this the best treffer in the world ever? Egmond – Kom red my…. Never forget. Never ever forget.

Every so often a little gem falls from the stars. That little gem needs to land on this earth, to be subjected to massive pressures and then, only after millions of years, a diamond will form. This video still has several hundred thousand years to go. It may not be a diamond. But yassis. It … Continue reading Is this the best treffer in the world ever? Egmond – Kom red my…. Never forget. Never ever forget.

Hellpants World Cinema

This is the greatest action film ever made: “Who killed Captain Alex” (Full film)

The film industry in Cape Town is growing at an alarming rate. World class crew and talent right here in the Cape. There is budget too with some of the productions running into hundreds of millions of rands. What are they making at the end of the day? Well nothing to really write home about. … Continue reading This is the greatest action film ever made: “Who killed Captain Alex” (Full film)

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Best Restaurants in Cape Town?

Cape Town is a food city. Whilst everyone has a differing opinion on the Cape about something or another. Pretty much everyone agrees that the quality of food in this city is outstanding. http://www.iol.co.za/capeargus/cape-town-food-3rd-best-in-world-1.1844675#.VTpdd62eDGc I eat out a lot. I guess you could say almost vulgarly. But there is always a new place to try, … Continue reading Best Restaurants in Cape Town?