I spoke with Matthew Savides (Senior Sunday Times Journalist) about his recent trip to Nepal. Matthew was there with the "Gift of the Givers", a South African based aid organisation about their work in Nepal in the aftermath of the earthquake that took so many lives. You can listen to it here.
I smoked #dagga on National TV. This is why……..
I spoke with Andre Du Plessis on Cape Talk - Radio 702 on Saturday morning about his recent Newsroom experience where he lit up a joint on National Television. SANCWG - Cannabis and its role in the treatment of terminally ill patients SANCWG-Cannabis-Position-Paper-of-2013
This folks. This is why I make the big money. It’s all in the nipples.
I recently was part of an advert campaign for Campina Dairy in the Netherlands along with Epke Zonderland. The Dutch 2012 Olympic Gold medalist for the High Bar. Yes I have what appears to be a nipple stand. But again. This is why I make the big money. (its because of my big nipples surely) … Continue reading This folks. This is why I make the big money. It’s all in the nipples.
Where are the Satanists in this land? I would like to interview them.
Much has been made during the time I have lived in South Africa, about the fear of Satanism in society. Certainly more so than anything I ever heard of when living in the UK. Many have claimed to have been involved in Satanic covens and churches in the country. With this in mind, I am … Continue reading Where are the Satanists in this land? I would like to interview them.
Time to check out what the stars have in line for you this week in my new fancy #horoscope section
Nothing. The stars have nothing in line for you. Make your own life choices.
Andre Du Plessis sparks a spliff, live on SABC Newsroom
Well well well. Some folks either are brave or as stupid as it gets. I will leave you to make your own judgement here.
Audio from the CliffCentral interview with Arye Kellman
I did a nice little interview last night with Arye Kellman on CliffCentral.com on Thursday evening. You can download or stream it from here.https://embed.iono.fm/epi/169206 https://embed.iono.fm/epi/169206
Smurfette is just a prison bitch “Wyfie” in the numbers gang system.
Did you get the Pollock family come to your school when you were a kid to preach about Jesus to you?.. Yes the same ones, who, whilst playing cricket like demons, came to our schools when we were kids to talk to us about demons.
What demons…..The Cartoon Demons of the 80’s
I recall having Peter Pollock, father of Shaun, the “ginger ninja” and the selector of the South African cricket team, actually interrupt our childhood education with this twaddle. Masters of the Universe, Ninja Turtles that kind of thing. What a wally.
You see the smurf’s were demons….What kind of demons you may ask. Well it was the 80’s, and there wasn’t quite the range of cartoons out there for kids at the time in South Africa… So it was mostly gentle kindly things like the Smurfs they picked on. What was wrong with the smurf’s you may well…
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Wearing the (hell)pants #STOPTHENONSENSE #GOODDEED
Its time to stop the nonsense. When I was a kid, life was pretty simple when it came to food. For lunch you got a polony sandwich, and if you were particularly well behaved a chicken and mushroom pie. Mostly around your birthday. My friends kids today speak of having a deconstructed mac and cheese … Continue reading Wearing the (hell)pants #STOPTHENONSENSE #GOODDEED
Is this the best treffer in the world ever? Egmond – Kom red my…. Never forget. Never ever forget.
Every so often a little gem falls from the stars. That little gem needs to land on this earth. So be subjected to massive pressures and then after millions of years, a diamond will form. This still have several hundred thousand years to go. It may not be a diamond. But yassis. It is most … Continue reading Is this the best treffer in the world ever? Egmond – Kom red my…. Never forget. Never ever forget.
Video proof that Michael Jackson is still touching children.
Michael Jackson just cannot be trusted. Dead since June 25 2009, yet here is proof that he is still touching children. Go to around the one minute mark to see what I mean. No videos of have been found to date of Jurie Els touching any kids. At least musically that is..
How to order Red Wine with confidence at the Restaurant.
Some folks struggle with ordering wine at the restaurant. Why? Keep it simple and enjoy your meals whilst impressing your partner.
This is what it sounds like when doves cry
I love Prince. He makes amazing music. But he is no David Attenborough. When I was a kid, I often wondered what doves crying actually sounds like. I'm going to guess it's a bit like this. or this.... More of life's questions to be answered soon.
This is the greatest action film ever made: “Who killed Captain Alex” (Full film)
The film industry in Cape Town is growing at an alarming rate. World class crew and talent right here in the Cape. There is budget too with some of the productions running into hundreds of millions of rands. What are they making at the end of the day? Well nothing to really write home about. … Continue reading This is the greatest action film ever made: “Who killed Captain Alex” (Full film)
Best Restaurants in Cape Town?
Cape Town is a food city. Whilst everyone has a differing opinion on the Cape about something or another. Pretty much everyone agrees that the quality of food in this city is outstanding. http://www.iol.co.za/capeargus/cape-town-food-3rd-best-in-world-1.1844675#.VTpdd62eDGc I eat out a lot. I guess you could say almost vulgarly. But there is always a new place to try, … Continue reading Best Restaurants in Cape Town?
Polony tasting, comedy & bizarre news?
I recently had the pleasure (if one can call eating polony pleasurable) with the esteemed Gareth's (plural) I was a guest on episode #43 with Gareth Allison and Gareth Woods where we discussed the (de)merits of polony and other such emulsified meat treats. You can find them on twitter on @twogsinapod The most popular comedy … Continue reading Polony tasting, comedy & bizarre news?
Jumping on the #SuzelleDIY bandwagon.
Schalk Bezuidenhout is a funny funny man. We were bored and decided to make a piss-poor parody of the whole #SuzelleDIY youtube phenomena. It's had a few hits and frankly we are capable of a lot higher quality than this. But hey. It took a couple of hours and I got sunburned and drank brandy. … Continue reading Jumping on the #SuzelleDIY bandwagon.
Buying cars online. Good idea or not?
Ok. Truth time. http://www.gumtree.co.za have asked me to write a few words on buying online. Lets start with the truth. Since that is the biggest issue when buying online. Often blind. I have bought dozens of vehicles over the years. Using http://www.gumtree.co.za in South Africa has seen me purchase many of my cars and motorbikes … Continue reading Buying cars online. Good idea or not?
I miss my motorhome.
Every so often I get itchy feet. Not all “sell everything I have and run away” kind of travel. But you know, more the “Lets go have a look around the country” kind of vibes. In 2013 I took a year off of sorts (well from South Africa at least) and made my way around … Continue reading I miss my motorhome.
Driving around Johannesburg certainly requires the right wheels.
I have owned too many cars. At my last count, I have owned over twenty six cars or motorbikes. So you may be asking. Why have I gone through so many cars. Don't get me wrong, nearly all of those vehicles have been sold on. I don't break cars. I just use them, and when … Continue reading Driving around Johannesburg certainly requires the right wheels.
