My goal is to get people to shit their rods from a vuvuzela blast. I feel it is about the most productive thing it can do. Would be hilarious.....FRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPppppppppppppp......... POOOOOOEP. I'm almost immune now. I can handle the trumpeting calls of the vuvuzelas. Granted there has been an absolute deluge of shite to deal with. … Continue reading Diski Dance, Vuvuzela’s and that shit from Shakira. Our eyes and ears are already beaten 🙂
We may not do stunningly well in the footie, we may not have every hotel room full, but by Jingo, this is going to be the loudest world cup in history. I think the nerves of my mother may be totally shot in 30 days. She finds music on in the background overly loud. Pood … Continue reading er, feel it….it is here…or is that hear?
But by jingo this is getting exciting. The world cup is just days away. At last nights gig at Zulas, it was a very foreign audience. Great to see just how many different nationalities were in. Granted they were a fairly miserable bunch. But if the weather continues like this, the biggest fear most tourists … Continue reading Shakira’s “This time for Africa”,may as well be for an advert for club med holiday on one of the Carribean Islands.
All you have to do is never eat any other meat product again, or buy or listen to any other musical acts....I will give you free polony and parlotones cd's for life. If I was approched by a company that offered me free stuff. I would be keen. I think. But there are limitations. For … Continue reading Free Polony and Parlotones CD’s for life.
Some people find Shakira hot. To me she just looks sweaty. Im not saying she is trashy. But she does look she has had her fair share of "vuvuzela's" up to her lips before. I heard a vicious rumour the other day that she earned an extra 200k for exposing a breast whilst doing a … Continue reading The Story of Shakira naked with the Vuvuzela of shame.
Ok. So its not like I would normally go out and buy a Shakira album anyway. But I feel Africa has been betrayed here. (click on link to youtube to hear the song in question) We get to host the world cup in just a couple of weeks. We have an amazing history of musical … Continue reading Shakira and Freshlyground. Waka waka (This time for Africa) is ubershite football-pop. FIFA rapes the airwaves and Africa again.
I finally got some world cup tickets today. I'm going to be watching the ultimate battle of the supermarket owners. Yes that probably comes across as a touch racist..But I will be watching Greece tackle South Korea in Port Elizabeth on the 12th June. I'm torn as to who I will give my allegiance too. … Continue reading got your world cup tickets? what an effing palaverel