I like to eat my KFC naked whilst watching #TopBilling. I run my greasy fingers through my sub-par chest hair or thighs. The hair holds on to the small crystals of fried bread crumb. Leaving me lubed, yet crumbless. Later if the dogs have behaved themselves, I let them lick the remnants off as a … Continue reading The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.
All you have to do is never eat any other meat product again, or buy or listen to any other musical acts....I will give you free polony and parlotones cd's for life. If I was approched by a company that offered me free stuff. I would be keen. I think. But there are limitations. For … Continue reading Free Polony and Parlotones CD’s for life.
Man I do not like this band. From flogging KFC through to bloody laptops. I would like to shove one of those Gigabyte Netbooks where the ROM don't shine. (although im more than happy to see the lovely Sonia in the KFC ads with them) I think its the fake "clockwork orange" make-up that does … Continue reading Before the Parlotones became big, they used to smuggle Abalone. True Story