Back in the car this time, driving through to Seapoint, I pass the majestic Camps Bay and explain why they can all get fucked.
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Rants with Pants Episode 5
Still no joy. Still no effing joy at getting this thing to submit and verify with iTunes. Do I give up? No. Do I have to fork out money? Yes. Recorded in my car on my way to my buddy Gareth Allison's house for his internet wisdom and skills. Sadly it's still not resolved. Anyway. … Continue reading Rants with Pants Episode 5
Rants with Pants Episode 4
Feeling like shit today. So I just recorded this from the flat. The banging in my head is made worse by the building site across from me and their flamboyant use of loud tools. This is a shout out to MyCiti bus services. You suck. So so much. Thank you for the feedback so far … Continue reading Rants with Pants Episode 4
Rants with Pants Episode 2
“Rants with Pants” Episode two. Involves me bashing my shin on a box and calling it quits on the podcast. For today at least.
Lunch time #Epicburger #meatfreemovember @frysfamily #Frysfamily
This has been a bleak year for many people. It certainly has been one of change for me. I have to say however that my changes have mostly been from a positive space. Ive been giving my future prospects some attention recently and there has been some fantastic response there. 2016 couldn't be looking any … Continue reading Lunch time #Epicburger #meatfreemovember @frysfamily #Frysfamily
A few lifestyle changes may be required.
If my body was a car, I would probably fail the roadworthy. I think the need to make changes is something that you often are just a part of. Make changes or feel ill all the time. I say this like I have some sort of idea of what being fit really is. Frankly if … Continue reading A few lifestyle changes may be required.
Giving the #MeatFreeMovember tacos with quacamole a try.
I have been working hard all day. I wasn't really in the mood to spend too much time in the Kitchen. But I managed to throw this together in about 35mins. It's pretty simple. Take one box of the Fry's Meat Free Mince. Add a chopped onion, some green pepper, some garlic, half a teaspoon … Continue reading Giving the #MeatFreeMovember tacos with quacamole a try.
Im going to try #MeatfreeMovember along with @frysFamily
I was once a vegetarian. It didn’t last too long. It was more a flirtation with it in College. I went along to a few Hare Krishna meetings at the University and frankly I enjoyed the free lunch. I was twenty and I enjoyed embracing my hippie side as well as food that cost nothing. … Continue reading Im going to try #MeatfreeMovember along with @frysFamily
Fat unmotivated man turns 40 and you won’t believe what he does next.
Clickbait. Or is it? I just turned 40. 40 years of doing what I can consider my own thing. How many of those years have been wasted I wonder? I would hate to be one of those people that has an existential crisis just due to an age, but I think at the end of … Continue reading Fat unmotivated man turns 40 and you won’t believe what he does next.
Jim Jefferies Live in South Africa.
Some comics just get it right. Jim has been doing just that for years now. I first got the chance to gig with him back in the UK in 2006 and loved his work. I prefer my comics to say it as it is. Jim does just that. Jim shot to prominence over a bloody … Continue reading Jim Jefferies Live in South Africa.
I messed with Sasquatch. The stunts you saw were real.
I shot a commercial recently for Jack Links Beef Jerky out in the states. I got to work with some esteemed folks. Not excluding the most petrifying Sasquatch ever. Im not kidding however, those were real stunts. I was shot across a car park with some fancy contraption. Awesome fun.
Rants of the Litter. A moan about Cape Town.
Just found an old video that a few comedians made about this great city. The Brief? have a moan about Cape Town. Not an easy thing to do. I can tell you.
Journalist Matthew Savides on returning from a trip to ravaged Nepal
I spoke with Matthew Savides (Senior Sunday Times Journalist) about his recent trip to Nepal. Matthew was there with the "Gift of the Givers", a South African based aid organisation about their work in Nepal in the aftermath of the earthquake that took so many lives. You can listen to it here.
I smoked #dagga on National TV. This is why……..
I spoke with Andre Du Plessis on Cape Talk - Radio 702 on Saturday morning about his recent Newsroom experience where he lit up a joint on National Television. SANCWG - Cannabis and its role in the treatment of terminally ill patients SANCWG-Cannabis-Position-Paper-of-2013
Audio from the CliffCentral interview with Arye Kellman
I did a nice little interview last night with Arye Kellman on CliffCentral.com on Thursday evening. You can download or stream it from here.https://embed.iono.fm/epi/169206 https://embed.iono.fm/epi/169206
Wearing the (hell)pants #STOPTHENONSENSE #GOODDEED
Its time to stop the nonsense. When I was a kid, life was pretty simple when it came to food. For lunch you got a polony sandwich, and if you were particularly well behaved a chicken and mushroom pie. Mostly around your birthday. My friends kids today speak of having a deconstructed mac and cheese … Continue reading Wearing the (hell)pants #STOPTHENONSENSE #GOODDEED
Jumping on the #SuzelleDIY bandwagon.
Schalk Bezuidenhout is a funny funny man. We were bored and decided to make a piss-poor parody of the whole #SuzelleDIY youtube phenomena. It's had a few hits and frankly we are capable of a lot higher quality than this. But hey. It took a couple of hours and I got sunburned and drank brandy. … Continue reading Jumping on the #SuzelleDIY bandwagon.
Review: The Comics Choice Awards. English may be dead. Long live the Vernac.
On Saturday I had the privilege of flying up to Johannesburg to attend the Comics Choice Awards at the Teatro Theatre at Montecasino. It was quite the grand affair to be honest. Many of the comics putting on their best suits and what-nots and making quite the effort. I wasn't going to make it at … Continue reading Review: The Comics Choice Awards. English may be dead. Long live the Vernac.
The poster for my new show #SorryNotSorry
I suck at using photoshop.I suck even more with deadlines.Together. The combination of deadline and lack of talent has joined to bring you this wee beastie.It's the new poster for (well) my new show. I went with #SorryNotSorry because it seems to fit the narrative of the story.Also see the above paragraph about deadlines..
Biffy Clyro at Ramfest 2014
I think I have been to pretty much every festival in South Africa over the past few years. Stand up comedy has fast cemented itself into the framework of the bigger music festivals. Quite often we are doing the festivals for ulterior motives. As in we the comics enjoy them too. So why not at … Continue reading Biffy Clyro at Ramfest 2014
