The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.

I like to eat my KFC naked whilst watching #TopBilling. I run my greasy fingers through my sub-par chest hair or thighs. The hair holds on to the small crystals of fried bread crumb. Leaving me lubed, yet crumbless. Later if the dogs have behaved themselves, I let them lick the remnants off as a … Continue reading The great chicken holocaust with a secret blend of herbs, spices & apartheid collusion.

Want more hits immediately? Put the words “Patricia Lewis Naked” in your title.

I just checked my blog stats.  Been a bit away from the desk for a few months. I bought a bunch of new kit.  Camera's and audio recorders, and beefed up the sites with some buy in's of more space and hosting. I bought a domain name and will be pointing my work to that … Continue reading Want more hits immediately? Put the words “Patricia Lewis Naked” in your title.

The Story of Shakira naked with the Vuvuzela of shame.

Some people find Shakira hot.  To me she just looks sweaty. Im not saying she is trashy.  But she does look she has had her fair share of "vuvuzela's" up to her lips before. I heard a vicious rumour the other day that she earned an extra 200k for exposing a breast whilst doing a … Continue reading The Story of Shakira naked with the Vuvuzela of shame.