Still no joy. Still no effing joy at getting this thing to submit and verify with iTunes. Do I give up? No. Do I have to fork out money? Yes. Recorded in my car on my way to my buddy Gareth Allison's house for his internet wisdom and skills. Sadly it's still not resolved. Anyway. … Continue reading Rants with Pants Episode 5
Some comics just get it right. Jim has been doing just that for years now. I first got the chance to gig with him back in the UK in 2006 and loved his work. I prefer my comics to say it as it is. Jim does just that. Jim shot to prominence over a bloody … Continue reading Jim Jefferies Live in South Africa.
Ok. Truth time. http://www.gumtree.co.za have asked me to write a few words on buying online. Lets start with the truth. Since that is the biggest issue when buying online. Often blind. I have bought dozens of vehicles over the years. Using http://www.gumtree.co.za in South Africa has seen me purchase many of my cars and motorbikes … Continue reading Buying cars online. Good idea or not?
Hello folks. Yes I am trying to do PR and market my show. I am performing in Kalk Bay over the month of November. My show "Full Body P**S Klap" or "FBPK" if you prefer is running till the 25th. Contact Here are a couple of recent reviews the show got.
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In the past year or two. It was Die Antwoord who seemed to have racked up the largest number of hits on youtube by South Africans. Seems all of Waddy's hard work is about to be eclipsed by a red hartebeest. Watch as Evan van der Spuy of Team Jeep South Africa got taken out … Continue reading How long before #bucknorris takes over #entertheninja on youtube for number of hits? Tough break Waddy!
I love a good braai. I love the word #braai. To me is sums up all that is good in South Africa. There is a strange school of thought thought that South Africans have regarding the outdoor BBQ. WE BELIEVE THAT WE ARE THE BEST OUTDOOR COOKS IN THE WORLD. Whilst I appreciate that is … Continue reading What is Heritage Day? eh? you may as well just have a Braai!
This is my new baby. She will be moving to my new home for her shortly. I put in an offer for a 1980 VW Kombi Autovilla. It is in mint original condition and I cannot wait to break down in exotic locations with her. With so many festivals and events this year that im … Continue reading Introducing my new baby to the world. She may have seen a few parents before, but i will love her like one of my own.
The roads are nearly done. The years of waiting in traffic and watching monuments to FIFA's ego and perhaps our ignorance has been entralling and something special. Then again, so was being in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. But if the expected masses do not arrive. At worst we are not exactly losing that much … Continue reading I heartily look forward to the World Cup. Especially if its fairly quiet.
For those of you in the Cape. Check out the current line-up of comedy gigs all round town. Comedy in Cape Town is currently busier than it has been in the past 6-7 years with new shows popping up all over the peninsula. Monday Nights still see's Zulas running with a range of the top … Continue reading Listings of Stand Up Comedy Gigs all over Cape Town
I get asked a lot when my next gigs are? Not saying that folks want to watch me, they may just be looking for a chance to avoid my performances. Like I say. Folks ask questions. Call me old school, but I truly hate seeing comedy being branded and sold as an event. "Hey Martin, … Continue reading I say comedy, you immediately think of chocolates, cellular networks and insurance right?
Wow. How times change. A couple of months ago, there was basically nothing in Cape Town. A cool enough gig in town on a Monday, and that was about it. Now we are seeing a rising rush of comedy all over the greater cape. This is good. Very good. Not because the comedy is per … Continue reading Cape Town is currently running stand up comedy nights all through the week.
When I first heard Jim Reeves' attempt at "Ek verlang na jou" a few years back...I nearly shat myself with laughter. I can understand why he did it, and why the promoters behind it were involved. But surely someone could have guided him through the lyrics sheet a wee bit better. Jim Reeves was out … Continue reading Nobody has done a worse Afrikaans cover than Jim Reeves. Try work out what he means to say…I challenge you!