My goal is to get people to shit their rods from a vuvuzela blast. I feel it is about the most productive thing it can do. Would be hilarious.....FRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPppppppppppppp......... POOOOOOEP. I'm almost immune now. I can handle the trumpeting calls of the vuvuzelas. Granted there has been an absolute deluge of shite to deal with. … Continue reading Diski Dance, Vuvuzela’s and that shit from Shakira. Our eyes and ears are already beaten 🙂
When I had my accident back in January. I was in hospital for a couple of weeks down at the Waterfront. It was a strange place to be, in essence the hospital is right next to the sea, and just a stones throw away from the Cape Town Stadium. I wasnt in hospital because I … Continue reading Vuvuzela’s blown outside of Somerset Hospital (right next door to the Cape Town Stadium)
We may not do stunningly well in the footie, we may not have every hotel room full, but by Jingo, this is going to be the loudest world cup in history. I think the nerves of my mother may be totally shot in 30 days. She finds music on in the background overly loud. Pood … Continue reading er, feel it….it is here…or is that hear?
Some people find Shakira hot. To me she just looks sweaty. Im not saying she is trashy. But she does look she has had her fair share of "vuvuzela's" up to her lips before. I heard a vicious rumour the other day that she earned an extra 200k for exposing a breast whilst doing a … Continue reading The Story of Shakira naked with the Vuvuzela of shame.